£16.99
Dog Hair Is My Glitter
For anyone who has accepted that dog hair is the finishing touch to every outfit.
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Pet-owner T-shirts.
Far too relatable.
Ten funny dog and cat sayings for the person whose camera roll, clothes and daily plans already revolve around a pet. Each design starts at £16.99, with size and colour confirmed by Terry before payment.
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For dog people
Funny dog T-shirts.
Four ways to tell the world who really sets the schedule—and covers the clothes in hair.
£16.99
My Dog Is My Favourite Person
A straight answer for devoted dog people who know exactly where their loyalty lies.
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£16.99
Home Is Where My Dog Is
A cosy dog-lover T-shirt for homebodies, walkers and faithful sofa companions.
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£16.99
Social Battery Low — Dog Time Required
When the best way to recharge involves paws, a lead and absolutely no small talk.
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Funny cat T-shirts.
Six accurate statements about judgement, priorities, mysterious conversations and PSPSPS diplomacy.
£16.99
I’m Only Talking to My Cat Today
For quiet days, cancelled plans and conversations with the only listener who matters.
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£16.99
My Cat and I Talk About You
A gently menacing warning from a close-knit two-member household committee.
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Tell Your Cat I Said PSPSPS
The universal greeting for people who make friends with the cat before its human.
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£16.99
Sorry I Can’t, My Cat Needs Me
A perfectly reasonable excuse, printed and ready for the next invitation.
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£16.99
I Work Hard So My Cat Can Judge Me in Comfort
For the person funding a tiny, luxurious and relentlessly critical flatmate.
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£16.99
I Was Normal Three Cats Ago
A proud milestone for multi-cat households that stopped counting a while ago.
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Choose the joke. Confirm the garment. Pay securely.
- Pick a designChoose one of the ten dog or cat sayings above.
- Request size and colourTerry checks the garment choice and availability with you.
- Pay after confirmationReceive the full total and secure Stripe payment link first.
Before you order
Funny pet T-shirt questions.
How much are the funny dog and cat T-shirts?
Each listed design starts at £16.99. Terry confirms the size, colour, availability, delivery and full total before payment.
Do I need to upload a pet photo?
No. These are ready-made dog and cat sayings, so no photograph is needed. For a shirt featuring your own pet, choose a personalised pet photo T-shirt instead.
Can I choose a size and colour?
Yes. Add your preferred garment size and colour to the request. Terry checks availability with you before you pay.
When do I pay?
There is no payment on the request form. Once the design, garment and full price are confirmed, Terry sends a secure Stripe payment link.
Can you deliver across the UK?
Yes. UK delivery is available, or free Hornchurch collection can be arranged. The option and cost are confirmed before payment.
Your pet is still your personality
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