Ten relatable designsFunny dog & cat T-shirts · £16.99 · UK delivery
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Funny dog and cat T-shirts UK

Pet-owner T-shirts.
Far too relatable.

Ten funny dog and cat sayings for the person whose camera roll, clothes and daily plans already revolve around a pet. Each design starts at £16.99, with size and colour confirmed by Terry before payment.

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Tell Your Cat I Said PSPSPS T-shirt design

For dog people

Funny dog T-shirts.

Four ways to tell the world who really sets the schedule—and covers the clothes in hair. See personalised dog gift ideas → See dog mum gift ideas →

For cat people

Funny cat T-shirts.

Six accurate statements about judgement, priorities, mysterious conversations and PSPSPS diplomacy. See personalised cat gift ideas →

Direct from Terry

Choose the joke. Confirm the garment. Pay securely.

  1. Pick a designChoose one of the ten dog or cat sayings above.
  2. Request size and colourTerry checks the garment choice and availability with you.
  3. Pay after confirmationReceive the full total and secure Stripe payment link first.

Before you order

Funny pet T-shirt questions.

How much are the funny dog and cat T-shirts?

Each listed design starts at £16.99. Terry confirms the size, colour, availability, delivery and full total before payment.

Do I need to upload a pet photo?

No. These are ready-made dog and cat sayings, so no photograph is needed. For a shirt featuring your own pet, choose a personalised pet photo T-shirt instead.

Can I choose a size and colour?

Yes. Add your preferred garment size and colour to the request. Terry checks availability with you before you pay.

When do I pay?

There is no payment on the request form. Once the design, garment and full price are confirmed, Terry sends a secure Stripe payment link.

Can you deliver across the UK?

Yes. UK delivery is available, or free Hornchurch collection can be arranged. The option and cost are confirmed before payment.

Your pet is still your personality

Found the one that sounds suspiciously like you?

Compare the ten designs above, then open the exact T-shirt page to request your size and colour without paying.

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