£16.99
I’m Only Talking to My Cat Today
For quiet days, cancelled plans and conversations with the only listener who matters.
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Funny cat T-shirts for cat lovers.
Judgement included.
Six relatable cat-lover designs about PSPSPS diplomacy, cancelled plans, suspicious conversations and the small critic running the household. Every design is £16.99, with size, colour, availability, delivery and the full total confirmed before payment.
No pet photo needed · No payment on the request form · FIRST10 saves 10% on a first orderReady-made cat sayings
Six cat-lover T-shirts.
Choose the saying that best explains your priorities—or the number of cats currently judging them.
£16.99
My Cat and I Talk About You
A gently menacing warning from a close-knit two-member household committee.
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£16.99
Tell Your Cat I Said PSPSPS
The universal greeting for people who make friends with the cat before its human.
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£16.99
Sorry I Can’t, My Cat Needs Me
A perfectly reasonable excuse, printed and ready for the next invitation.
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£16.99
I Work Hard So My Cat Can Judge Me in Comfort
For the person funding a tiny, luxurious and relentlessly critical flatmate.
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£16.99
I Was Normal Three Cats Ago
A proud milestone for multi-cat households that stopped counting a while ago.
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For cat people who no longer pretend to be in charge.
These are ready-made cat sayings, so there is no photograph to upload. Pick a design and request your preferred garment size and colour; Terry checks availability and confirms the complete total first. For a shirt featuring your own cat, choose the personalised pet photo T-shirt and approve the artwork proof before print. Personalised cat gift ideas →
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Choose the joke. Confirm the garment. Pay securely.
- Pick a designOpen its product page and start a request with the exact saying selected.
- Request size and colourTerry checks the garment choice and availability with you.
- Pay after confirmationReceive the full total and secure Stripe payment link first.
Before you order
Funny cat T-shirts questions.
How much are the funny cat T-shirts?
Each listed cat design is £16.99. Terry confirms the chosen size, colour, availability, delivery and full total before payment.
Are these T-shirts made for cat lovers?
Yes. They are human T-shirts with the six ready-made cat sayings shown on this page.
Do I need to upload a cat photo?
No. These designs do not need a photograph. Choose the personalised pet photo T-shirt if you want your own cat featured.
Can I request a size and colour?
Yes. Include the size and colour you would like. Terry checks garment availability with you before payment.
Can the T-shirts be delivered in the UK?
Yes. UK delivery is available, or free Hornchurch collection can be arranged. The option and any delivery cost are confirmed before payment.
Your pet is still your personality
Found the one that sounds like you?
Open a design to request the size and colour. Terry confirms availability, delivery and the full price before payment.
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