£16.99
Dog Hair Is My Glitter
For anyone who has accepted that dog hair is the finishing touch to every outfit.
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Funny dog T-shirts for humans.
Dog priorities, printed.
Four relatable dog-lover designs for anyone whose clothes, camera roll and daily schedule already belong to a dog. Every design is £16.99; request your size and colour, then Terry confirms availability, delivery and the full total before you pay.
No pet photo needed · No payment on the request form · FIRST10 saves 10% on a first orderReady-made dog sayings
Four dog-lover T-shirts.
From dog hair on every outfit to cancelling plans for dog time, choose the line that already sounds like your life.
£16.99
My Dog Is My Favourite Person
A straight answer for devoted dog people who know exactly where their loyalty lies.
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£16.99
Home Is Where My Dog Is
A cosy dog-lover T-shirt for homebodies, walkers and faithful sofa companions.
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£16.99
Social Battery Low — Dog Time Required
When the best way to recharge involves paws, a lead and absolutely no small talk.
View this T-shirtMade for dog people
For walkies, sofa time and permanently furry clothes.
These ready-made dog sayings do not need a pet photograph. Pick the design that fits, tell Terry the garment size and colour you want, and wait for availability and the complete price to be confirmed. If you would rather wear your own dog, the personalised pet photo T-shirt turns a clear photograph into a proof you approve before print. Personalised dog gift ideas → Dog mum gift ideas →
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Choose the joke. Confirm the garment. Pay securely.
- Pick a designOpen its product page and start a request with the exact saying selected.
- Request size and colourTerry checks the garment choice and availability with you.
- Pay after confirmationReceive the full total and secure Stripe payment link first.
Before you order
Funny dog T-shirts questions.
How much are the funny dog T-shirts?
Each listed dog design is £16.99. Terry confirms the chosen size, colour, availability, delivery and full total before payment.
Are these dog T-shirts for people?
Yes. These are dog-themed T-shirts for humans, using the four ready-made sayings shown on this page.
Do I need to send a dog photo?
No. A photograph is not needed for these ready-made designs. Choose the personalised pet photo T-shirt if you want your own dog printed.
Can I choose a size and colour?
Yes. Add the size and colour you would like to the request. Terry checks garment availability before you pay.
Is UK delivery available?
Yes. UK delivery is available, or free Hornchurch collection can be arranged. The option and any delivery cost are confirmed before payment.
Your pet is still your personality
Found the one that sounds like you?
Open a design to request the size and colour. Terry confirms availability, delivery and the full price before payment.
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